Here's where I put random stuff that is not curated !!

Numbr one is my strong belief that My Immortal is 100% a joke. People think it's serious bc a) they haven't read all of it and b) they immediately assume women are stupid. Whoever the author is is JOKING but because they present themself as a woman people just go WOW what a bad fanfiction. Like. there is fanfiction that approaches being that bad but My Immortal is actually a work of comedic genius.

On a related note, Nyan Neko Sugar Girls is totally a joke. JoJo's Bizarre Married Life is like half a joke; the Clamp people were hardcore Jotakak shippers and they did write some very weird stuff in their careers but I think that that one in particular is purposefully goofy and over the top bc they were just having fun with it. "Crack" as it was called in my day. Massive respect for Clamp for being pionerring forces in the realms of magical girls, Jotakak and mpreg, all of which remain significant to this day. I found out a while ago that there are people out there who genuinely dislike JJBML and Clamp, which is confusing to me, because JJBML is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Characters I hate

and their crimes

Mako

  • -fuckboy
  • -annoying
  • -cop

Anasui Narcisso

  • -murder
  • -I hate him so much it cannot be contained in a single list. Every Anasui enjoyer on this earth exists to cosmically counter the burning contempt I hold for this man.

Derek Shepherd

  • -never in any piece of media I have ever witnessed has a character so foul so evil so heartless so callous been presented to me as desirable and likeable
  • -His crimes are every word he speaks and every action he takes, all are sinful

If you dislike any of these characters you are on thin fucking ice with me

Britta Perry

Britta is in-universe widely hated and also in real life. But if you open your third eye you will understand that the reason she is so hated is no only because she's a buzzkill, but because she represents the fear that so many of us have of being the buzzkill. I fear being Britta every day of my life, and so by loving her I love the worst parts of myself and gain a greater understanding of my own character. Can you not open your heart to a well-intentioned but inept idiot?

Sayaka Miki

If Britta Perry were an anime character, she would be Sayaka Miki. Sayaka is deeply flawed and selfish, as all of the main characters are. Her self destruction just happens to be the most spectacular. If you hate Sayaka you don't get the show.

Katara

Much like Sayaka and Britta, Katara is a horrible combination well-intentioned and self-absorbed. Katara does have the benefit of being competent, and often actually achieving her goals after some trial and error. People find Katara annoying, and she is. She is also an incredbily real depiction of a teenage girl with a strong moral compass but a yet unfinished analysis of the world around her and how to go about addressing the great ethical wrongs she sees every day. It's not a crime to be a little bit stupid or naive when you're 14. If you can't find empathy for Katara I fear you might hate women, because many, many teenage girls are exactly like Katara.

Pearl

I feel like at this point Pearl is not as much of a controversial character as she once was but she point still must be made: If I had lived Pearl's I would be ten times worse. She's valid.

Jolyne Kujo

If you're a Jolyne hater deadass you're a misogynist